Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.
This week, I absolutely did not wimp out of my life because I was not overwhelmed, not even a little bit, by the mountains of laundry, ironing, dishes and homework. I did not even contemplate vegging out in front of the TV instead of attacking these things, Not Me!!
Under no circumstances did you not see me at Sprouts with my three year old, where I was categorically not bribing him into submission with what was obviously not a very sugary treat in the hopes of completing my grocery shopping in peace, no Sir, Not Me! And what is more, I was not, ever, never ever, that person who, prior to having aforementioned three year old, judged others for bribing their offspring’s good behavior and am now therefore not shocked at all at my own inability to survive without a handbag full of lollipops and “treats”!
When number one son, who by the way is five and therefore totally potty trained (in theory), although actually is not, had not one but three accidents; I did not just throw the underwear outside, where they are most certainly not still sitting! (oh the shame.. 😦 )
Well that is it for Not Me! Monday
Tune in next week for more confessions from the dark side of my life!